Wanna Know What Gets Me Down?

Rainy days and Mondays.

Actually, I love rainy days, and Mondays are awesome(after school) because I get to see my amazing grandmother who is amazing.

!. When My Dad, Mom, or The Twin Terrors Leave Time On the Microwave.
   Because then I have to press the Start button, like, seven times before I figure it out and am forced to start  over.

2. Being Tired.
    Seriously, Board of Ed? The 5 year olds are up at 6 A.M. anyway. Why do we have to wake up so early?

3. "Ppl Hoo Tlk Liek This."*
    Really? How hard is it to type 2 or 3 more letters? I admit, when I'm texting, I shorten some words. But the keys are less than a centimeter across, so I don't think that should count. Did you know Blogger doesn't recognize the word texting? It's only been a thing for...an amount of years that I don't know. What was I talking about? Oh, yeah. or when people unnecessarily add, like, seven letters. It's usually just two, like in "happii" or something like that.

4. Weirdo Baby Names.
    Here's some of my favorite weirdo names:
    Gwyneth Paltrow: Apple
    Shannyn Sossman: Radio Science
    Bob Geldof and Paula Yates: Fifi Trixibelle, Little Pixie, Peaches Honeyblossom, and Luscious Tropical Mango.
 Wait, what?
You know you want to be named Luscious Tropical Mango. I don't, but you probably do.


The End.
Love from Me



*Translation for normal people: People Who Talk Like This